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Tag: virgo

  • The Moon is in your sign, turning you into an emotional train wreck. Good luck dealing with that. Maybe try meditation or a bottle of wine. Or both.

  • It’s time to clean up your act, Virgo. The stars are telling you to get your shit together, so you better start organizing. I recommend starting with that pile of dirty laundry you’ve been using as a makeshift chair.