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Tag: sagittarius

  • No major planets in your sign, Sagittarius. You might feel a bit neglected, but it’s better than being on the celestial hit list. Stay low, stay quiet, and maybe you’ll avoid any cosmic bullets.

  • It’s time to aim your arrow at something new, you adventurous archer. The stars are calling you to explore new horizons, so go ahead and book that trip to Mars or take up underwater basket weaving. The world is your goddamn oyster.