Tag: Pluto
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HURRAY, PLUTO IS FINALLY RETROGRADE AGAIN – HALLEFUCKINGLUJAH!
Listen here, you starry-eyed oxygen thieves, I have suffered. I have endured a winter so relentlessly suffocating, so cosmically constipated with Saturnian chores and Neptunian gaslighting that even my dreams came with unpaid overtime. But NOW—oh NOW—we are finally gifted with the universe’s one true mercy: PLUTO HAS GONE RETROGRADE. I swear to the gods…
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Plutomania
Alrighty, gather ’round lil maggots, come on, sit down, drop your pretenses and lets get this over with. Since most of you reading these words will have a tough time when Pluto enters Aquarius I might as well put on a fake smile and be pleasant. Yeah, it is that bad. I’m reminded of Churchill…