Tag: news
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In the Astrological Trenches: The True Tale of a Star Wrestler’s Hiatus
Alright, you eager beavers, gather ’round because I’ve got some explaining to do. Seems like the horoscope well went dry from July 31st to November the 10th, and I owe you a yarn about the why and the how of this astrological ghost town. Let’s cut to the chase. No, I wasn’t kidnapped by aliens,…
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Why the Flaming Inferno We Don’t Bother to Update This Site More Often
Alright, sit down, shut up, and listen, because I’m going to tell you a little story. It’s called “Why the Flying Fudgesicle We Don’t Update This Site More Often.” Sounds exciting, right? Well, strap in, because you’re about to get schooled. First off, let’s clear the air here. I’m Ragey McSwearington, and I’m about as…