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Tag: gemini

  • Venus is in your sign, making you more charming than a snake oil salesman. Use it to your advantage, but remember, no one likes a show-off. Try not to annoy everyone in the process.

  • Communication is your game, Gemini, so go ahead and shoot the shit with everyone you meet today. Just be careful not to spill all your secrets or you might end up like that one time I told my grandma about my wild weekend in Vegas. Not pretty.