Tag: fcukall
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July 28th, and until further notice.
Gather around kids. Relax, it is safe, I know I appear somewhat calm, but it is me, same ole Ragey, just a weekend smarter, and I decided to stop caring about you guys. You do fine, it’s me who needs fucking help. And you guys helped me, thank you. Yea, I see your sea full…
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July 25th
For fuck’s sake, El Jefe the redeemer Christ, what a load of bollocks. I came here to check tomorrow’s horoscopes before bed, right? Coz, spoiler alert, I write these things months, even years in advance. I get the daily flavor from my life semi-annually – you know, from my repertoire of living life. This style…
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Surviving the Cosmic Clown Car: A Mid-Weekend Rant on Capricorn Moon and Cancer Sun Chaos
Oh, fabulous. Here we are, halfway through the weekend, and the Full Moon in Capricorn has already turned everything into a complete shitshow. So, here I am, on my supposed day off, feeling the need to vent about the cosmic crapstorm we’re all wading through. First of all, can we talk about how this Capricorn…
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July full moon
Oh, for crying out loud! Another full moon this Saturday. Just when I thought the universe couldn’t screw us over any more, it pulls this stunt. It’s Thursday morning, 1 AM, and I haven’t written a damn horoscope in 8 months. Now I have to deal with this cosmic mess. Why haven’t I been enlightening…