"Astrology and Astronomy's Cosmic Comedy Club"

Seriously, can we just go back to the days when our biggest worry was whether our Tamagotchi would survive the night?

Tag: cancer

  • Mars is in your sign, making you more moody than a teenager with a broken phone. Try to keep your temper in check, or you’ll end up alienating everyone within a 50-mile radius.

  • Home is where the heart is, but today, you might find yourself stepping outside your cozy shell. Don’t be afraid to explore new territory, even if it’s just trying a new takeout place. Live on the edge, you crazy crustacean!