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Tag: aquarius

  • With Pluto in your sign, you’re feeling the urge to shake things up. Just remember, revolution is all well and good until someone loses an eye.

  • Your mind is buzzing with all sorts of weird and wonderful ideas today, you eccentric water bearer. Share your thoughts with the world, even if they seem a little out there. You never know who might be inspired by your cosmic brilliance.