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April 9th

You nitpicky, over-analytical freak. Today, you might feel the urge to criticize every fucking thing around you, but resist the temptation. No one likes a nagging asshole. Instead, channel that energy into something more productive, like organizing your sock drawer or planning a detailed itinerary for your next trip. Don’t forget to take some time for yourself, though. You can’t always be in control of every goddamn thing, so learn to let go and relax a bit.


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