"Astrology and Astronomy's Cosmic Comedy Club"

“You’re slower than a floppy disk on a Windows 95 machine.”

1–2 minutes

Well, Taurus, it’s time to strap in for an emotional rollercoaster. The Moon and Pluto are fucking with your emotions, making you feel like you’re on the verge of a mental breakdown. But remember, you’re a stubborn bull, and you can power through this cosmic shitstorm with sheer determination.


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