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“What’s a Libra’s favorite pick-up line? ‘Is it hot in here, or is it just the scales tipping in my favor?’” (Ragey McSwearington)

April 9th

1–2 minutes

You secretive, manipulative little shit. Today, you might feel a strong desire to dig deep into the mysteries of life, but be careful not to get lost in the abyss. Keep that intense energy in check, and don’t let it consume you or make you paranoid. Pluto is lurking around, so you might experience some transformative energy, but don’t let it make you a total control freak. Embrace change, but don’t fucking force it on others. Remember, you catch more flies with honey than vinegar, you venomous scorpion.


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