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April 9th

You dreamy, emotional mess. Today, you might feel like you’re swimming in a sea of emotions, but don’t let that make you a total flake. Instead of drowning in your feelings, use them to fuel your creativity and connect with others on a deeper level. Neptune is in your sign, amplifying your intuition and sensitivity, so trust your instincts and let them guide you. Just don’t get lost in your own little fantasy world, you escapist fuck. Remember, reality is where the rest of us live.


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