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“Why do Capricorns always set their alarm? They can’t risk being late for success.” (Ragey McSwearington)

April 9th

1–2 minutes

Today, you indecisive, wishy-washy prick, you might feel a bit more balanced and at ease. It’s a great time to focus on your relationships and put some effort into making them work. Just don’t go overboard trying to please everyone else, or you’ll end up feeling like a doormat. You need to find the balance between being a good friend or partner and standing up for your own needs, you spineless weasel. Remember, you can’t please everyone all the time, so quit trying to be fucking perfect and just be your charming, diplomatic self.


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