You flighty, two-faced bastard. Today, you might feel torn between your logical and emotional sides. Try to find a balance, or you’ll end up driving everyone around you batshit crazy. You might find yourself feeling a bit more introverted than usual, but don’t take it as an excuse to hide from the world. Embrace the quiet moments, but remember to step out of your fucking shell once in a while. People might actually appreciate your wit and humor, so give ’em a taste of it.