Alright, gather ’round you cosmic voyeurs, it’s Ragey McSwearington here with your one of a kind, no BS, galaxy-driven tirade. Let’s slice open this celestial piñata and see what the universe has in store for us on this, the 21st day of July 2023.First things first, today’s sky is fucking packed with contradictions, making your life messier than a toddler’s dinner plate. The Sun and Neptune are having a cozy little tryst, making you feel like you’re on cloud nine, when in reality, you’re just floating in a sea of self-delusion. So, hold your horses before you declare yourself the next bloody messiah.Meanwhile, the Moon and Mars are locked in a stare down like two drunk uncles at a family barbecue. With these two hotheads trying to outdo each other, expect your emotions to swing wilder than Tarzan on Red Bull. You’ll be all over the place, feeling high one moment, then plunging into the depths of despair faster than a failed parachute jump.Jupiter, the big daddy of the solar system, is trying to give you some grounding with its harmonious trine to the Moon and Mars. It’s like a voice of reason in the middle of a drunken brawl. But with Saturn opposing almost everything it can set its rings on, it’s a damn uphill battle. Saturn’s chilly vibes are making you second guess everything. All your bloody plans will be scrutinized by your inner critic. Don’t be surprised if you feel like a circus juggler on a unicycle.And just when you thought things couldn’t get any weirder, Pluto, the lord of the underworld, is giving the Sun a stare down. It’s digging up all sorts of shit from your past like a nosy aunt. Expect some emotional exorcisms to take place as the cosmic plumber unclogs your emotional drain. However, the drama queen Venus is going through a bit of a crisis herself. She’s having it rough with Saturn and Neptune. It’s like your love life is getting mixed signals from a broken traffic light. One minute you’re all lovey-dovey, the next you’re sleeping on the couch.Uranus is chilling out in Taurus, making your life as stable as a boat in a storm. Expect sudden changes and a shitload of surprises. Neptune’s dreamy vibes and Pluto’s cathartic energy are getting a nod from Uranus, so don’t be surprised if your reality takes a surreal turn.Finally, Mercury is being a smartass, squaring off with Uranus while charming Chiron. You might feel like a mad scientist one moment and a sensitive poet the next. Communication could get as tangled as headphones in a pocket, so be careful what you say and how you say it.