Listen up, you cold-hearted, ambitious goat. Today might be a day for you to take a step back from your relentless pursuit of success and focus on what really matters: your relationships. Don’t let your drive for achievement and recognition turn you into a fucking robot. Connect with the people around you and show them that there’s more to you than your goddamn to-do list. Remember, success means nothing if you don’t have anyone to share it with, so don’t be a lonely, miserable prick.