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April 9th

Get ready, you crabby little shit. Today, you might feel a burst of energy urging you to get out and connect with others. Use this enthusiasm to your advantage and build meaningful relationships, but don’t be a clingy fuck. Mars is in your sign, giving you an extra dose of courage and determination. Use this fiery energy to tackle any challenges that come your way, but don’t get all crabby and moody if things don’t go your way. Learn to roll with the punches, you sensitive crybaby.


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