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April 9th

Listen up, you impulsive ram! Today, you might feel like you’ve got the energy to take on the world, but don’t get too cocky. The Sun and Jupiter are hanging around, giving you a temporary boost of confidence. Use this energy wisely instead of making dumbass decisions. Channel your inner warrior, but don’t go picking fights with people who can wipe the floor with your ass. Focus on your goals and achievements, but remember not to burn any fucking bridges while you’re at it.


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