"Astrology and Astronomy's Cosmic Comedy Club"

“The clouds formed a staircase to the heavens, inviting me to ascend.”

Listen up, Aries! That fiery energy of yours is in full force today, but don’t go burning bridges left and right. Remember that time I set my neighbor’s lawn on fire because they wouldn’t stop playing that goddamn tuba? Yeah, don’t be like me. Channel your energy into something productive, like kicking ass at work or finally telling that annoying coworker to shove it.


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