Category: Weekly
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July 28th, and until further notice.
Gather around kids. Relax, it is safe, I know I appear somewhat calm, but it is me, same ole Ragey, just a weekend smarter, and I decided to stop caring about you guys. You do fine, it’s me who needs fucking help. And you guys helped me, thank you. Yea, I see your sea full…
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Week 15
Listen up, you pathetic sacks of shit! It’s time for a general overview of the week of April 10th to April 16th, 2023, from yours truly, Ragey McSwearington, the most pissed-off astrologer you’ll ever meet. If you thought last week was a goddamn disaster, brace yourselves for this cosmic clusterfuck that’s about to unfold. Venus,…
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Week 14
Listen up, you pathetic sacks of shit! It’s time for a general overview of the week of April 3rd to April 9th, 2023, from yours truly, Ragey McSwearington, the most pissed-off astrologer you’ll ever meet. If you thought last week was a goddamn disaster, brace yourselves for this cosmic clusterfuck that’s about to unfold. Venus,…
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Week 14
Alright, you bunch of miserable bastards, listen up! I’m here to give you a goddamn horoscope for the week, so pay attention. I don’t have time for your whining, so let’s get this shit show started. So, we’re starting with the week of April 7th, and let me tell you, this week is going to…
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Week 14
As a soul with many lifetimes under my belt, I present to you a harmonious blend of celestial knowledge for the week ahead, dear readers.
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Week 14
This week, imagine life as a dance performance. The celestial stage is set, and the planets are poised to perform an intricate ballet. Each dancer gracefully enters the scene, ready to express the harmonious and conflicting energies of the universe.