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Category: Taurus-daily

  • April 9th

    Oh, you stubborn bull, it’s time to get off your ass and do something productive. Mercury is giving you a slight kick in the pants, which might make you feel more communicative and social. You’ll probably end up talking more than usual, so don’t be an obnoxious prick. Venus is also in your sign, bringing…

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