Category: Taurus-daily
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With the Sun, Mercury, Uranus, and the North Node in your sign, you’re the celestial flavor of the month. Don’t let it go to your head though. Remember, even a broken clock is right twice a day.
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You stubborn bull, be ready to step out of your comfort zone today. This cosmic shitstorm might push you to try something new, like eating a sandwich that doesn’t have mayonnaise. Can you imagine? The horror!
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Hey there, Taurus. With Mercury and Uranus cuddling up in your sign, you might feel an itch to shake things up. But don’t go selling all your possessions and moving into a van just yet. Try out a new hairstyle or take up a hobby you’ve always wanted to explore. Just don’t do anything I…
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Hey there, you stubborn bulls! Your financial situation might feel as volatile as the stock market on a bad day. Avoid making impulsive purchases, or you’ll end up regretting it later. Stick to a budget, and don’t gamble your money away like some reckless fool.
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Well, Taurus, it’s time to strap in for an emotional rollercoaster. The Moon and Pluto are fucking with your emotions, making you feel like you’re on the verge of a mental breakdown. But remember, you’re a stubborn bull, and you can power through this cosmic shitstorm with sheer determination.
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Alright, you stubborn bulls, today’s a good day to work on that fucking temper of yours. Sure, you might feel like smashing plates and raging at the world, but take a deep breath and count to ten before you end up making a scene.
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Taurus, you stubborn bull, it’s time to dig in your heels and face the shitstorm. Emotional drama is in the air, but you’ve got the strength to ride it out. Just remember not to be too rigid – bend a little, or you’ll break under the pressure.
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As Mercury conspires with Uranus in your sign, be prepared for surprises in communication. It might feel like you’re talking to a brick wall, but don’t lose your cool. Stubbornness is your forte, Taurus, so stand your ground.
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What’s up, Taurus? With Mercury and Uranus in your sign, you might find yourself thinking outside the box today. It’s like someone shoved a lightbulb up your ass and switched it on. Embrace your innovative ideas, but don’t forget to stay grounded. You don’t want to end up looking like a fucking lunatic, do you?
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April 10th
Stubborn as a fucking mule, aren’t you? Today, you’ll face some challenges that’ll require you to be more flexible, but I bet you’ll just dig your heels in and make everything worse. Good luck with that. Nobody’s impressed by your immovable ass.