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Category: Scorpio-daily

  • Again, not much going on in your sign. Maybe it’s time to stir up some trouble. Or, you know, do something productive for a change

  • Emotions run high today, you passionate scorpion, so channel that intensity into something productive. Maybe write a strongly-worded letter to your least favorite politician or take up kickboxing. Release that pent-up energy before you explode.

  • Alright, Scorpio, let’s cut to the chase. You’re a mysterious, brooding force to be reckoned with, but today, you might need to let your guard down a little. Open up to someone you trust, and you might just find that vulnerability isn’t as terrifying as it seems. Or, you know, keep being a closed book…

  • Scorpio, you secretive scorpions, today might feel like you’re stuck in an emotional minefield. Don’t let your feelings of vulnerability turn into a toxic stew of jealousy and suspicion. Keep your cool, and remember that not everyone is out to get you.

  • Scorpio, you sexy, mysterious bastard, the stars are stirring up your emotions like a tornado in a trailer park. Expect some emotional meltdowns and possibly a few relationship dramas. But don’t worry, you’re a powerful scorpion, and you can handle anything life throws at you.

  • Scorpio, you sneaky bastard, today’s a good day to let your guard down and trust someone. Yeah, it’s scary as hell, but letting people in is the only way to build meaningful connections. Just don’t go spilling all your secrets to the first person who asks.

  • Scorpio, you brooding enigma, the cosmic chaos might bring up some deep-seated emotions. Embrace the intensity and use it as fuel for transformation. Dive into the darkness and emerge reborn, ready to take on the world.

  • Neptune is stirring up some chaos with the Moon, making you feel a bit more emotional than usual. Don’t let these feelings overwhelm you, Scorpio. Channel your intensity into something productive, and you’ll come out on top.

  • Scorpio, the Moon is squaring off with Neptune today, so you might find yourself swimming in a sea of emotions. Don’t let them drown you, though. Take a deep breath, and try to stay grounded. It’s okay to feel things deeply, but don’t let your emotions run your life, or you’ll end up one hot…

  • April 10th

    You secretive bastard, today’s a great day to plot your revenge on someone who’s wronged you. But let’s be real: you’ll probably just sit on your ass and not do anything about it. Don’t be such a coward.