Category: Sagittarius-daily
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No major planets in your sign, Sagittarius. You might feel a bit neglected, but it’s better than being on the celestial hit list. Stay low, stay quiet, and maybe you’ll avoid any cosmic bullets.
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It’s time to aim your arrow at something new, you adventurous archer. The stars are calling you to explore new horizons, so go ahead and book that trip to Mars or take up underwater basket weaving. The world is your goddamn oyster.
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Sagittarius, my adventurous friend, it’s time to put those wandering feet to good use. You might be feeling the urge to explore new horizons and dive into unfamiliar territory. But don’t go booking a one-way ticket to the other side of the world just yet. Start small, like trying a new cuisine or visiting a…
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Sagittarius, you reckless archers, today might be a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected changes. Brace yourself for the ride and don’t make any hasty decisions. You’re known for your optimistic outlook, so try to find the silver lining in this shitstorm.
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Sagittarius, the cosmos are out to challenge your free-spirited nature this week. The Moon and Pluto are making you feel trapped in an emotional cage, and Venus squaring Saturn is complicating your love life. But remember, you’re an adventurous archer, and you can break free from any chains that bind you.
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Sagittarius, you adventurous fuck, today’s the day to step out of your comfort zone and try something new. It might be scary, but you’ll never know what you’re capable of if you don’t take a risk. Just don’t go bungee jumping without a harness or some shit.
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Sagittarius, you adventurous archer, the universe is testing your aim today. Don’t let the chaos throw you off your game. Stay focused on your goals, and you’ll emerge victorious. Remember, it’s not about the destination; it’s about the journey.
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With the Sun and Jupiter sending good vibes your way, you’re feeling optimistic today, Sagittarius. Just be mindful of the Mercury-Uranus drama and keep your enthusiasm in check. You can’t win ’em all, but you’ll still make progress.
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Sagittarius, the Moon in your sign is making you feel restless as fuck today. You’re itching for adventure, and you might be tempted to do something reckless. Think before you leap, or you could end up in a world of hurt. Channel that energy into something productive, like planning your next big trip or tackling…
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April 10th
Congrats, you irresponsible fuck, today’s the day you’ll face the consequences of your actions. I hope you’re ready for a rude awakening, because karma’s a bitch and she’s coming for you.