Category: Leo-daily
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The Ascendant is in your sign, making you feel like the king of the world. Enjoy it while it lasts, because soon enough you’ll be back to cleaning up cat vomit and arguing with telemarketers.
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You’re the king of the jungle, but even the king needs a break from time to time. Today, let someone else wear the crown and relax a bit. Trust me, your kingdom will still be there when you come back.
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Alright, Leo, I see you there, strutting around like the king of the jungle. But be careful not to let that ego of yours get too inflated. You might be feeling extra ambitious today, but remember that Rome wasn’t built in a day. So, take a deep breath, set some realistic goals, and get to…
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Alright, you attention-seeking Leos, today might not be the best day to hog the spotlight. Instead, focus on helping others and being a team player. I know it’s hard for you to share the stage, but sometimes it’s the best way to avoid unnecessary drama.
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Leo, the cosmic shitstorm is hitting you hard, making you question your self-worth and leaving you feeling vulnerable. It’s time to dig deep, roar like the lion you are, and show the universe that you’re not going to be brought down by some goddamn astrological turbulence.
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Alright, you egotistical lions, today’s a good day to remember that not everything is about you. Try to put your pride aside and listen to what others have to say. You might learn something new or, at the very least, avoid getting a swift kick in the ass.
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Leo, you proud lion, it’s time to roar your way through the chaos. Use your natural charisma to navigate the emotional minefield and don’t let setbacks bring you down. Show the universe that you’re not just a pretty face – you’re a force to be reckoned with.
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The Sun and Jupiter are sending you some good vibes today, Leo. You’ll feel bold and ready to tackle the world. Just watch out for the Mercury-Uranus shitstorm and try not to bite off more than you can chew.
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Leo, you’re feeling like the king of the jungle today. But don’t let that go to your head. Remember, even kings can be dethroned. Stay humble, and don’t act like a pompous ass. People will respect you more if you keep it real.
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April 10th
You egotistical prick, today’s all about you, huh? You’ll be craving attention like a starving dog, but let’s face it, nobody actually gives a shit. Try doing something nice for someone else for a change, you self-centered ass.