Category: Gemini-daily
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Venus is in your sign, making you more charming than a snake oil salesman. Use it to your advantage, but remember, no one likes a show-off. Try not to annoy everyone in the process.
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Communication is your game, Gemini, so go ahead and shoot the shit with everyone you meet today. Just be careful not to spill all your secrets or you might end up like that one time I told my grandma about my wild weekend in Vegas. Not pretty.
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Oh, Gemini, you two-faced little rascal. You might feel torn between your head and your heart today, but don’t let that indecision drive you mad. Instead, use it as an opportunity to practice some self-reflection. Or, you know, do what I do and flip a coin to make your decisions. It’s worked for me so…
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Oh, Gemini, you two-faced little shits. Today, you might feel like you’re being pulled in a million different directions. Focus on one task at a time, and don’t let your scattered brain get the best of you. Sometimes, less is more – remember that.
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Gemini, the stars are conspiring to make your social life feel like a fucking disaster zone. Venus squaring Saturn is putting a damper on your love life, and Pluto’s cosmic dance is stirring up insecurities. The key to surviving this mess is to embrace your inner chameleon and adapt to the chaos.
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Gemini, you two-faced bastard, today is the day to let your silver tongue work its magic. Communication might be a bit wonky, but your wit and charm should help smooth over any misunderstandings. Just don’t use your powers for evil, you little shit.
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Gemini, you social butterfly, the cosmic chaos is messing with your mojo. Keep your wits about you and try to adapt to the curveballs the universe is throwing your way. Trust your instincts and channel that nervous energy into something creative.
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Venus is in your sign today, but it’s having a hissy fit with Saturn. You’ll crave social connections, but they might not come easily. Keep your wits about you, Gemini, and remember that tomorrow’s another day.
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Hey Gemini, Venus and Pluto are playing a flirtatious game today. You’ll be oozing charm and attracting all sorts of attention. Just be careful not to let your ego get the best of you. Keep your flirtatious energy in check, or you might find yourself in a world of shit. Nobody wants to be “that”…
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April 10th
Today, you double-faced fuck, you’re gonna feel extra indecisive. Like that’s anything new. You’ll probably change your mind about a thousand times, pissing everyone off in the process. Just make a decision already, you spineless twat.