Category: Daily
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July 20th
Oh, for the love of everything unholy! It’s Saturday, July 20th, and if you thought yesterday’s cosmic circus was a nightmare, just wait. Here I am, getting yanked away from my game of Solitaire—yes, the one I had to hack together from Windows 7 because Win11 doesn’t give a rat’s ass about nostalgia or your…
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July 19th
Oh, for the love of all that’s cosmic! Buckle up, folks, because the universe is about to throw you into a whirlwind of astrological chaos that makes riding a roller coaster blindfolded look like a Sunday picnic. First off, we’ve got the moon sulking in Capricorn, squaring Neptune and the North Node, and just generally…
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November 18th
Alright, let’s break down this astrological shitshow for November 18th, 2023. First up, we’ve got the Moon in Capricorn conjunct Pluto. If that doesn’t sound like a therapy session waiting to happen, I don’t know what does. You’re digging up emotional fossils today, so grab your pickaxe. It’s all about uncovering the deep, dark secrets…
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November 17th
November 17th, 2023 is shaping up to be a real clusterf*ck of cosmic proportions. The Moon’s trudging through Capricorn like it’s got lead in its boots, butting heads with Venus in Libra. It’s like trying to plan a romantic dinner in the middle of a bloody tax audit. You’re torn between wooing your sweetheart and…
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November 16th
The cosmic currents of November 16th, 2023, are swirling with a mix of tensions and harmonies, all set against the backdrop of a profound celestial dialogue. The Moon’s entry into Capricorn is all business, signaling a time to get serious about your ambitions. However, it’s not just about climbing the ladder; with sextiles to Saturn…
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November 15th
On November 15th, 2023, the astrological atmosphere is humming with the promise of new opportunities and a few cosmic challenges to keep things interesting. The Moon in Sagittarius is making nice with Chiron and the North Node, giving us all a cosmic nod to heal and grow. Think of it as a celestial green light…
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November 14th
For November 14th, 2023, the cosmos is serving up a celestial platter that’s piping hot with transitions and transformations. The Moon is snuggling up with Mercury in Sagittarius, which means your emotions and your words are in bed together, sharing pillow talk. This could lead to some deep heart-to-hearts, or it could mean your mouth…
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November 13th
Get ready to dive into the celestial lowdown for November 13th, 2023. It’s a cosmic cocktail that’s equal parts potent, intense, and transformative. Firstly, the Moon is cozying up with the Sun in Scorpio so close they’re practically whispering secrets to each other. It’s a New Moon phase, meaning it’s the time to set intentions…
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November 12th
Alright, astro-fanatics, let’s get into the cosmic forecast for November 12th, 2023. Fasten your seatbelts; it’s another wild ride courtesy of the universe. The Moon and Jupiter are having a bit of a standoff in the sky, opposite each other. It’s like a heavyweight championship for your emotions and your ambitions. You’re feeling like a…
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November 11th
Alright, strap in because the cosmos is off its meds again on this fine November 11th, 2023. You’re in for a wild astrological ride, so listen up! The Moon in Libra is squaring off with Pluto like a disgruntled ex. Expect emotional power plays and a few skeletons rattling in your closet trying to break…