Category: Articles
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Sun Sign Myths: Cutting through the Crap of Generic Horoscopes
Alright you cosmic voyagers, buckle the hell up. It’s Ragey McSwearington here, about to burst your celestial bubbles. We’re going to talk about Sun Sign Myths and I’m going to cut through the steaming pile of crap that is generic horoscopes. You’ve all seen ’em, in tabloids, on shady websites, in your bloody Facebook feed.…
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The Cosmic Clusterfuck: An Unfiltered Guide to the Mercury Retrograde
Well, buckle up, buttercups, because it’s time for another round of cosmic chaos courtesy of our favorite little shit-stirrer, Mercury. You know, that tiny planet that likes to moonwalk across the sky a few times a year and fuck with our lives on a level that’s just not necessary. Yes, that one. The Mercury Retrograde.…
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Royal Rage: The Explosive Astrology of King Charles III’s Coronation
Get ready for a wild ride, as the celestial clusterf*ck of King Charles III’s coronation on May 6th sends shockwaves through the kingdom. As the planets align like a cosmic middle finger, this royal mess is a ticking time bomb, just waiting to blow up in our faces. Expect the unexpected, because sh*t’s about to…
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Why the Flaming Inferno We Don’t Bother to Update This Site More Often
Alright, sit down, shut up, and listen, because I’m going to tell you a little story. It’s called “Why the Flying Fudgesicle We Don’t Update This Site More Often.” Sounds exciting, right? Well, strap in, because you’re about to get schooled. First off, let’s clear the air here. I’m Ragey McSwearington, and I’m about as…
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Hold Onto Your Butts: Pluto Enters Aquarius & Shit’s About to Get Weird!
The Age of Aquarius is upon us, and Pluto is here to make sure we all get with the fucking program. Embrace your inner mad scientist, and don’t be afraid to push boundaries. The status quo is about to get a swift kick in the ass, and there’s no turning back.
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Celestial Harmony: The Powerful Astrological Alignment on April 11th at 11:11 pm
Discover the potent astrological event happening on April 11th at 11:11 pm, as planets align in a rare celestial dance. Embrace the unique energies of this moment to promote healing, transformation, and personal growth.
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The Cosmic Dance of Gemini and Sagittarius: A Synastry Deep Dive
Explore the mesmerizing world of Gemini-Sagittarius synastry, where two minds spark an intellectual fire that burns brightly in love and friendship.
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Love & Astrology: The Explosive Combo That’ll Change Your F***ing Relationship Game
Dive headfirst into the infuriating world of love and astrology, and find out how the cosmos can impact your relationships in ways you never thought possible.
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Astrology: Why This Ancient Pseudoscience Matters More Than You F***ing Think
Think astrology is just a load of bullsh*t? Think again. Here’s why this celestial clusterf**k matters more than you ever imagined.
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Pisces: The Dreamy, Emotional, and Ridiculously Sensitive Water Signs
Dive into the infuriating depths of Pisces, the zodiac’s hopeless romantics and daydream believers who make you want to tear your hair out